Here's the updated Bear Report for the City of Waycross GA, home of the Georgia Police Chief of the Year, Tony Tanner!
The latest Bear sightings, activities, and even an occasional capture as the crime wave comes crashing in on our little Enema City, known as Waycross GA!
Come with us and enjoy the fun, the frolics, the armed liberations, the beatdowns, the cuttings and the general monkey-shines as we pay homage to these good church-going people in Waycross GA.
Starting out with the following new members being nominated for full fellowship in the Waycross Curbside Pharmaceutical Association (WCPA):
The grand prize winner today for the WCPA consists of 2 fine church going folk. Congratulations to Samuel Wayne Thompson Jr., age 29, from the 2600 block of Virginia Avenue and Amber Nicole Ragland, age 23, from the 3600 block of Squirrel Bridge Road. These brilliant young adults were captured in their “rolling meth lab” after a burned out headlight lead police to make the traffic stop. Inside the vehicle were the components used to make methamphetamine, along with oxycodone, valium and other assorted Schedule IV pills, and………. A HANDGUN!
William Petty, age 32, from Waycross GA was admitted into the BCPA (Blackshear Curbside Pharmaceutical Association) after a tag light violation lead to a lot of traffic violations along with possession of Schedule III narcotics and possession of Schedule III narcotics with intent to distribute.
Welcome Luther Jerome Grayer, age 20, from the housing projects at 301 Garlington Avenue, Apartment 72. Grayer was welcomed into the WCPA with charges of attempts to distribute marijuana, obstruction of an officer, and littering.
Welcome Dalton Andrew Basile, age 21, from the 5600 block of Hubbard Lane. After the traffic stop, Basile was awarded charges of possession of Schedule II drugs, possession of Schedule IV drugs, possession of pills not in their original container, and possession of marijuana. The driver of the vehicle, Katylin B Weathersbee, age 21, from the 2500 block of Ternest Road was arrested for driving without a license.
Welcome Alfred McElroy, age 47, from 724 Senate Street, after your awards of possession of Schedule III drugs, possession of drugs not in their original container, possession of drug related objects, giving a false name, walking in the middle of a highway causing a hazard, and wearing a mask in public.
William Petty, age 32, from Waycross GA was admitted into the BCPA (Blackshear Curbside Pharmaceutical Association) after a tag light violation lead to a lot of traffic violations along with possession of Schedule III narcotics and possession of Schedule III narcotics with intent to distribute.
Welcome to Melvin Lee Dennis, age 47, from 606 Owens Street with your prizes of possession of crack cocaine and possession of drug related objects. Dennis was arrested while riding his bicycle on the wrong side of the road.
Welcome to Misty Margaret Wildes, age 27, from HISTORIC 604 Hicks Street with your possession of crack cocaine with intent to distribute, along with possession of a controlled substance within 1000 feet of public housing, a stop sign violation, driving without a tag, and no insurance. Also welcomed into the WCPA were the other passengers in the vehicle, Kimmie Williams, age 25, from 1026 Walter Street, who was charged with 2 drug offenses, and also Hozea Hill Jr., age 25, from 207 Stetson Street who was charged with 2 drug offenses as well. All this started when Misty ran that stop sign on Martin Luther King Drive.
Congratulations and a special welcome goes out to these new members of the Waycross Liberation Squad (WLS)!
Welcome to Roger Wayne Brogdon, age 45, from 2188 Memorial Drive for the liberation of 2 Dyson vacuum cleaners from Walmart. Brogdon tried to scam the clerks with a receipt, but an alert store employee caught on and saved the day.
A big welcome to Joshua Tyler Wolfe, age 18, from 6804 Greenfield Lane in nearby Blackshear. Wolfe is charged with armed liberation and aggravated assault for his antices on Carswell Avenue when attempting to get drugs, and then liberating a wallet and cell phone. Wolfe is said to have made his victim remove his pants as well. You are going to get plenty of that “pants down” action when you make the big house boy!
Welcome to Dewayne Johnson, age 43, from 908 Frances Street for your capture connected with the liberation of a computer and cash from the 100 block of Regan Circle.
Welcome Darryl Lajuana Walker, age 27, from 911 I Street. Walker is reported to have liberated a nail gun and pawning it.
Welcome to Cleveland Fair, age 33, from the trailerhood in the 1900 block of Carswell Avenue. Fair is accused of liberating 2 vehicles and selling them at the magic recycle facility for cash.
Welcome to Alice Barnett, age 36, from 1306 Abner Street with your charges of liberating vehicles from peoples yard and selling them at the local “magic” recycle facility.
Welcome Timothy Wayne McKenzie, age 27, from McDonald Street for liberating money from the cash register at the convenience store in the 1900 block of State Street.
On to the thuggery, liberations, bear activity, and general mayhem around town we have:
More thuggery as a local man was shot and dumped in the parking lot of the Satilla Regional Medical Center. Witnesses report that they saw a silver Mercedes drive into the parking lot and saw a colored male push the victim out of the car. After talking with the victim, the police stated that the victim was walking down Mary Street when approached by two colored males in a Buick. The colored men shot the victim several times, liberated his shoes, his hooded jacket and his money.
Armed robbery in the 800 block of Bay Street as four men playing cards were visited by 3 colored liberators who came in with guns drawn and liberated them from their cash.
Shots fired! In the 6500 block of the Dixie Union Road (US1) at a Papa’s Deli, a man leaving the store heard a shot fired and something whiz past his head.
Big thuggery action going on at the Southern Georgia Regional Commission Council building as a package containing white powder and a threatening note was received. A big evacuation, massive police and fire presence, hazmat suits, and more as the FBI, GBI, and CBRNE were all involved.
Shots fired in the 600 block of Cherokee Avenue as 5 windows house windows were shot. Suspects in the event are two youth with a BB gun.
A battery was liberated from a vehicle in the 100 block of Pecan Road.
Property recovered on the Telmore-Dixie Union Road as a concerned citizen saw papers littering the ground. Upon checking on them, he found they were papers from a house in a community that had been liberated.
Terroristic threats and acts charges were awarded to Jackie Roosevelt Dotson, age 36, from 911 Pittman Street. Dotson (and his bag of rocks) were throwing rocks at passing traffic on Memorial Drive.
A purse containing a quantity of morphine tablets and other drugs was allegedly liberated from a car parked in the 100 block of Screven Avenue.
Liberators visited the 500 block of HISTORIC Gilmore Street and helped themselves to a tool set, a model car, clothing and assorted furniture.
Jewelry valued at over $6,000.00 was liberated from a residence in the 4600 block of Oak View Circle, however all of the rings, diamonds, etc. were recovered from a local pawn shop.
Liberators visited a business in the 4800 block of the Valdosta highway and helped themselves to feeders, a pressure washer, an outboard motor, tools, oil, diesel fuel, and more.
Two fine church-going youth, age 16 years old, were arrested for terroristic threats against a school administrator at the Ware County High School. After the threats were discovered on facebook, the investigation began, and both were charged with making terroristic threats. You boys just ain’t too bright are you?
Liberations in the 300 block of Pineview as tools were scored and then later pawned.
Criminal damages in the 2600 block of Alice Street as a brick attacked a vehicle.
Jewelry liberated from the 2800 block of Pebble Hill Road and has been found in the local pawn shops.
Animal cruelty charges awaiting someone who shot a dog on Central Avenue.
A trampoline was liberated from the 4000 block of Albany Avenue.
Financial card fraud charges were awarded to April Ross, age 33, from 1110 Cleo Street, Apartment B, after she obtained some debit card information and liberated funds from the cards via her purchases.
Liberation by taking in the 4000 block of Memorial Drive as cash went missing from a wallet.
Congratulations to Riley Garrett Woodard, age 25, from 2900 S Lakeview Drive after your vehicle crash. Combine Woodard, alcohol, and a truck and you have a nice wreck and DUI charges.
Liberators scored a computer and mouse from a business in the 400 block of St. Marys Drive.
Crime in the 600 block of HISTORIC Gilmore Street as materials being used in the remodeling of a house were liberated.
Alleged liberations by an employee of a local business as bank deposits never made it to the bank.
A Sony Playstation PSP liberated from the 100 block of Union Street.
A large amount of cash and a cell phone liberated from a vehicle parked in the 2400 block of Spurgeon Street.
3 engines and a mobile home tongue were liberated from a residence in the Beach Area.
A 1998 Buick was liberated from the 1300 block of Abner Street.
Two vehicles in the 600 block of Pendelton Street had windows broken out and GPS units liberated.
An employee is accused of liberating money at a drive-through restaurant in the 2200 block of Memorial Drive.
Liberation by deception as several items found in a pawn shop were reported to have been liberated from Brantley County.
The 1500 block of South City Boulevard was visited by liberators who scored a chainsaw and cash.
Liberations and damages in the 2000 block of Nola Street as a home was entered and a vehicle parked outside had a shattered window.
The 3400 block of the Manor-Millwood Road had a Southland Waste trash can liberated.
Liberations in the 4500 block of the Jamestown Road as gold jewelry, charms, earrings, rings, watches, and more were liberated.
A Cadillac Deville that had been liberated from the 5300 block of Blue Spruce Road in neighboring Pierce County was recovered in the 4300 block of Albany Avenue.
Liberators visited a residence in the 400 block of Beaton Lane and came home to find the door open, with the couch, loveseat, lamps, and stereo speakers liberated.
The 600 block of Walker Street was home to a vehicle that was loaned to a friend, who then sold the car. What a friend!
In the 1600 block of the Astoria Road, a Suzuki motorcycle was liberated.
A riding lawnmower was liberated from the 1800 block of Pine Valley Road.
Vehicle parts were liberated from the 200 block of Gilmore Drive.
The 3000 block of Sage Street was visited by liberators that scored a laptop computer, Ralph Lauren shirts, and cologne.
And as always, more fun, fraud, and frolics by the bears all over town than you can shake an enema bag at. Credit card fraud, debit card fraud, forgeries, bad checks, the fun never stops, so........
And our parting words to our readers:
Felons! Only 328 more liberation style shopping days until Christmas, so kick in those doors, break out the sawed-off shotguns, and SHOP HARD!
Citizens! Always remember that when seconds count, law enforcement is only minutes away. Bullets are cheap!!!!!!!!!!
Waycross – Crime in Every Direction
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Where are Doc Holliday and the Earp Brothers when you need them?
ReplyDeleteI miss all the updates. I check this site everyday. I miss having something to read. This is the only way I can keep up with what is going on back home. Well I could read the WJH news but....
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind words, for they are appreciated. Keep on checking every day for there will be more updates and there are always things to talk about in our fair city. It just seems however, that there is never enough time to go around.....
ReplyDeleteSorry for the off-topic post, but there's a brand new menace coming to Waycross that I want to warn you about: smart meters. My husband and I will be speaking before the Waycross Commissioners tomorrow night (Tuesday, February 7) at their 7 p. m. meeting. We want to let the people of Waycross know the dangers of the new electric meters, and how they can avoid getting one, even though the electric company will tell you that you HAVE to have one. You don't!
ReplyDeleteI hope to see you at the meeting. To learn more about these radiation-spewing machines that can catch fire, explode, can be hacked from a laptop or a cell phone, and whose radiation and power source have been linked to cancer (especially in children), insomnia, heart palpitation, ringing in the ears, etc., please visit http://stopsmartmeters.org/. For more information about the meeting, call 912.287.2912. Take care!
A Concerned Georgian
Anonymous Feb 6, 2012 12:24 PM
ReplyDeleteAre you speaking of the Digital Power Meters?? If so, we got one a few months ago... weren't even given an option about it.... :(
Some family members told me today that they saw an old black man in an old gray or brownish car steal a wiener dog off the street.
ReplyDeleteTheir vague description fits 50% of the town population and they are too lazy to report things on time, so he will get away with the dog if it was indeed stolen.
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ReplyDeleteBoy, you have got one nasty mouth on you. I would be scared to eat with the same mouth that you talk out of.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, which one are you? I thought you would be proud to be listed on the internet FOREVER!