Here's the updated Bear Report for the City of Waycross GA, home of the Georgia Police Chief of the Year, Tony Tanner!
The latest Bear sightings, activities, and even an occasional capture as the crime wave comes crashing in on our little Enema City, known as Waycross GA!
Come with us and enjoy the fun, the frolics, the armed liberations, the beatdowns, the cuttings and the general monkey-shines as we pay homage to these good church-going people in Waycross GA.
Starting out with the following new members being nominated for full fellowship in the Waycross Curbside Pharmaceutical Association (WCPA):
Welcome to Andrew Demetrios Dixon, age 32, and Shannon Damon Brown, age 30, both of 502 Quarterman Street! We’ve got a fine assortment of prizes awarded to these church-going folk, including possession of marijuana more than an ounce, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, possession of crack cocaine with intent to distribute, trafficking in cocaine, and! POSSESSION OF A FIREARM BY A CONVICTED FELON!!! Congratulations to these two for this fine assortment of charges, and congratulations to our legal system (once again) for proving without any doubt, that you just don’t give a damn about what you put back on the streets with the good people.
Welcome to Marquis A Scott, age 23, from 1108 Jane Street! With those possession of marijuana charges, along with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, possession of marijuana within 1000 feet of public housing, along with a bonus prize for loitering, you have proven to be another piece of debris that doesn’t deserve to breath the same air as the good citizens of Waycross GA. After running from the popo like a little girl, you got snagged and awarded your prizes. We’re sure however, that you’re back plying your trade again as we speak.
Welcome to DeAnna Maria Bennett, age 35, from the AlMar Motel at 2188 Memorial Drive, Room 21. You get to sit on the back row of the WCPA meeting because you only had your crack and your crack pipe when busted. You got to sling some of that to sit in the front row girl!
WCPA membership awarded to Adrin A Williams, age 24, from 1335 Mary Street! This aspiring young church-going boy was awarded membership with an honorary degree in sales of marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, and possession of marijuana within 1000 feet of public housing. Great job Adrian for keeping those poor folks in the projects supplied with your goods!
Welcome to Vernon Brent Dowling, age 26, from 7010 College Avenue in nearby Blackshear, along with Ashley Taylor Corbitt, age 26 of Wadley Road, and Jamie Hershel Davis, age 36, from 280 HISTORIC Gilmore Street for your possession of Schedule II drugs with intent to distribute charges. After learning of their activities, local PoPo got these fine young men in a traffic stop and gave them membership papers into the WCPA.
Congratulations and a special welcome goes out to these new members of the Waycross Liberation Squad (WLS)!
A big welcome to Jason Taylor, age 34, from 1706 Buchannon Street after being awarded liberation by force charges. Nothing better than a good beatdown and kicking before liberating a wallet.
Liberation by taking for John Edward Foster, age 47, from 1101 Hazel Street as he has been accused of liberating a Jeep and a Chrysler that were both found to have been crushed at the local recycling center (take a guess which one!). Ummmmm…. Where’s the titles for those cars boys and girls?
Welcome to Ervin Lavon Solomon, age 28, from the City of Waycross projects at 301 Garlington Avenue after his liberating by taking charges were awarded. Solomon was found by the owner of property in the 2500 block of Illinois Avenue liberating pecans after (pay attention here) the ALARM IN THE PECAN ORCHARD went off.
Krystal Lee, age 24, from 1740 Dasher Street has been admitted into the WLS for felony liberations by taking.
A warm welcome to Bennie Eric Freeman, age 42, from 1103 1/2 Mary Street after being captured for the liberation of a vehicle back in September 2011.
Welcome to Raynard Shurman Johnson, age 29, from 506-B Wilkerson Street for liberating a vehicle, and a bonus membership into the WCPA for the possession of Schedule III and Schedule IV drugs. Johnson was captured for the liberation of a vehicle from the 500 block of Perham Street that he had crushed at our local “magical” recycling facility.
We have a fine church-going youth coming into the WLS! Welcome to Clara Lowmon, age 17, after your arrest for entering a mobile mansion in the trailerhood in the 500 block of Cherokee Avenue. Nothing better than to see our youngsters motivated at such an early age!
And another fine church-going gal admitted into the WLS! Congratulations to Mary Sabrina Guy, for your felony liberating by shoplifting award! After attempting to leave WalMart with a buggy full of goodies, you got bagged and charged with a felony because after all, this was not your first rodeo! Charges in Charlton County are pending for you as well.
Welcome Joseph Edward Smith, age 31, from 3019 Memorial Drive. Joseph is accused of liberating a vehicle, and when it was recovered, other liberated items were found as well.
Zelphie Marie Hamelin, age 39, and John Allen Young, age 42, both from Prescott Street, were both awarded membership into the WLS after liberation by receiving liberated property.
On to the thuggery, liberations, bear activity, and general mayhem around town we have:
Felony liberation by deception as money from a Miami Florida bank account was transferred to a Bank of America account in Waycross, and over $7,000.00 has been withdrawn.
Checks liberated from the 1400 block of Congress Street and are being passed around town as we speak.
Liberations in the 500 block of HISTORICAL Gilmore Street as a laptop, gold jewelry, and DVDs were liberated. While there, the Waycross Police Department discovered another apartment had been visited by liberators who scored video games and a flat screen TV. All of this within spitting distance of our famed City of Waycross Commissioner/Bearkeeper Marian Solomon Gaines.
Another heartless bastard as a lab/pit-bull mix puppy was liberated from the 5700 block of Hilcrest Lane.
Fraud in the 7600 block of Perch Creek Road as someone attempted to do a tax return, but found that someone else had already scored the return and the cash.
Financial identity fraud as fake checks have been issued on a business in the 400 block of Darling Avenue in California and cashed for thousands of dollars.
A loaned Toyota vehicle returned home, left again, and didn’t come back. Liberation charges are being investigated.
In the 400 block of East Ware Street, liberators scored a chain saw, weed eater, and leaf blower.
Criminal trespass in the 800 block of HISTORIC Glenmore Avenue as liberators attempted to score weedeaters, jacks, grinders, tools, saws, and more. After loading the assorted items into a truck that they were going to liberate, they found that the vehicle would not crank, so failure was in order.
A Nissan vehicle liberated from a yard in the 200 block of Bowen Street.
The 1100 block of Euclid Avenue was visited by liberators who scored golf clubs, knives, assorted medicines and other various items.
In the 700 block of Jane Street, a GPS and tool set liberated from a work vehicle.
Bowen Road had a visit from liberators as a 1963 Dodge vehicle was liberated from the 200 block.
Liberations in the 1300 block of Farris Street as a residence was broken into and cash liberated.
Thuggery in the 1900 block of Buchanan Street as the windshield of a Jeep was shattered. Talk about ex- boyfriend and ex-girlfriend makes this one a good candidate for Jerry Springer live in Waycross GA.
Liberators scored a Nissan vehicle from the 1800 block of Knight Avenue.
A couple of old folks did a drive off with gas from PaPa’s Deli on the Alma Highway.
More thuggery at the Tremblin’ Earth Complex as the chains locking the gates were cut, and a hunk of asphalt thrown through a window that the taxpayers get to pay for.
Even more thuggery at the Tremblin’ Earth Complex as a window in a wobble-box trailer was beat out with a 4x4 piece of lumber, the doorknob beat off of the door, and the trailer broken into.
Money was liberated from a vehicle parked in the 200 block of Franklin Street.
More crime in the 1700 block of the South GA Parkway (HISTORIC Reynolds Street), as an Ipad was liberated after being left in a public restroom.
The 4500 block of Strickland Road had a lock broken on a storage building and all kind of tools were liberated. Saws, weed eaters, drills, tools, drill bits, tool boxes, wenches, screwdrivers, air tools, and more were liberated.
A good ole’ fashioned car “egging” on Jackson Street as some poor defenseless chicks to be were splattered.
Liberators arming up!
Liberators scored a Glock pistol from the 900 block of Greer Street.
A shotgun and a rifle liberated from the 200 block of East Waring Street.
The Waycross GA Scrap Metal Report!
The latest examples of copper and metal theft gone wild in Waycross GA, costing property owners untold thousands upon thousands of dollars in the name of a few bucks worth of recycling at our local "magical" recycling facility!
A 4 ton air conditioning unit liberated from the 2000 block of Brogden Road.
The 500 block of Perham Street was visited by liberators who scored a 1962 Ford car from the lot at a vacant house. This car has special “magical” powers, because it has been stated that it “disappeared”. This vehicle certainly has “magical” powers, because it “reappeared” at our local recycling center in a state of crushed confusion. (Where’s the title?)
Tin liberated from a shed in the 2200 block of Minnesota Avenue.
In the 6200 block of the Valdosta Highway, a 2 1/2 ton air conditioner was liberated, along with all of the copper tubing, as well as a nice assortment of tools.
Wiring and an electrical panel box ripped out and liberated from a wobble-box mobile-mansion in the 100 block of Pecan Road.
In the 1000 block of HISTORIC Blackwell Street copper tubing was stripped from an air conditioner, and it was discovered that a residence in the 1100 block of neighboring Deputy Street had a stripped air unit as well.
And as always, more fun, fraud, and frolics by the bears all over town than you can shake an enema bag at. Credit card fraud, debit card fraud, forgeries, bad checks, the fun never stops, so........
Ride the Wave!!!
The Crime Wave, crashing in on Waycross GA.
And our parting words to our readers:
Felons! Only 333 more liberation style shopping days until Christmas, so kick in those doors, break out the sawed-off shotguns, and SHOP HARD!
Citizens! Always remember that when seconds count, law enforcement is only minutes away. Bullets are cheap!!!!!!!!!!
Waycross – Crime in Every Direction
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