12/22/2011 Drugs & Thugs in Waycross GA

Here's the updated Bear Report for the City of Waycross GA, home of the Georgia Police Chief of the Year, Tony Tanner!

The latest Bear sightings, activities, and even an occasional capture as the crime wave comes crashing in on our little Enema City, known as Waycross GA!

Come with us and enjoy the fun, the frolics, the armed liberations, the beatdowns, the cuttings and the general monkey-shines as we pay homage to these good church-going people in Waycross GA.

Starting out with the following new members being nominated for full fellowship in the Waycross Curbside Pharmaceutical Association (WCPA):

And a special treat as well for these two! Not only are you granted admittance into the WCPA, you were awarded entrance into the NCPA (Nahunta Curbside Pharmaceutical Association) as well! During your traffic stop on White Hall Church Road, Gina Renee Perkins, age 30, from Palmetto Pass in Waycross, Joseph Lee Sapp, age 25, of Dial Road in Waycross, and Donavan W Drury, age 18, from Hoboken were awarded charges of: possession of hydrocodone, xanax, osycodone, and carisopradal, as well as possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, and as a bonus prize, possession of items used in the manufacture of methamphetamine, along with drug related objects. Congratulations!


Congratulations and a special welcome goes out to these new members of the Waycross Liberation Squad (WLS)!

Welcome to Kipp Newton Dorminy, age 24, of the Hitching Post Lane, and Daniel Andrew Beecher, age 25, from Madison Avenue! These fine church-going young men were admitted into the WLS after their awards for liberating metal pipes that were installed by the Georgia Forestry Commission during the latest fires. Equipped with a police scanner in their vehicle, their best efforts just were not good enough to avoid their awards. Ronson Early Griffin, age 31, from the 3800 block of the Jamestown Road, has been charged for his efforts in helping the others.

Welcome to Jan Baez, age 24, from 2495 Ambrose Street, Lot 28 after your awards! Not only content with liberation by receiving liberated property, not only content with entering a mobile mansion on Ambrose Street and scoring those flat screen TV sets, checks, shotguns, rifles, handguns, etc., Jan had to get the prize of (pay attention citizens) POSSESSION OF A FIREARM BY A CONVICTED FELON.

On to the thuggery, liberations, bear activity, and general mayhem around town we have:

A good ole’ fashioned liberation and beatdown in the 1700 block of Buchanan Street as a resident went outside to investigate a noise and was assaulted by 8 or 9 youth who liberated his wallet and sent him to Satilla Regional Medical Center for his injuries.

Armed liberation and burglary at the Garlington Heights Projects in the 300 block of Garlington Avenue as 3 colored males entered a home with a gun and demanded money. After a search of the apartment, only a cell phone was found and liberated.

Another beatdown in the 1300 block of the South GA Parkway (aka HISTORIC Reynolds Street), as a beatdown and pistol whipping sent another victim to Satilla Regional Medical Center for injuries.

A business in the 500 block of Plant Avenue had the front door kicked in and several computers liberated.

Automotive parts galore liberated from the 600 block of Aycock Road as engines, transmissions, injector pumps, and more were scored.

Liberation by conversion charges in store after a rented TV was pawned at a local pawn shop.

Liberations in the 800 block of HISTORIC Brunel Street as cameras, a cell phone, and watch liberated.

A 2001 Chevrolet vehicle liberated from the 1000 block of Tebeau Street.

A nice haul by liberators in the 600 block of Elizabeth Street as a lot of tools, microwave ovens, camera, and more were liberated.

A wallet liberated from a vehicle in the 4700 block of Carswell Avenue.

The 1900 block of State Street visited by liberators who scored a Schwinn bibycle.

Liberators made a nice score in the 1400 block of Rubes Lane, liberating a large amount of cash, gold rings and assorted clothing.

A clarinet liberated from school in the 2300 block of Cherokee Street.

A 1998 Kia liberated from the 500 block of Community Drive.

YT gone wild as a YT youth liberated 2 cases of Bud light from a convenience store in the 1900 block of State Street. More Bud light liberated later from a store in the 2000 block of Albany Avenue. Someone definitely has more balls than brains!
Pecans liberated from a lot on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Obstruction charges awarded to Michael Johnson Jr., age 27, from Lions GA as he didn’t listen to the popo who instructed him to leave a construction zone. Michael – they win / you don’t. Any questions?

Liberators arming up!

A Glock handgun liberated from a 4 wheeler near the Satilla River Bridge on Highway 158.

The Waycross GA Scrap Metal Report!

The latest examples of copper and metal theft gone wild in Waycross GA, costing property owners untold thousands upon thousands of dollars in the name of a few bucks worth of recycling at our local "MAGICAL" Recycling Facility!

In the 8200 block of the Alma Highway, copper wiring was liberated from an irrigation pivot and the pivot was damaged. Damage is estimated at over $10,000.00. Scrap value is estimated to be $250.00.

Felony liberations as 2 vehicles parked in the 400 block of Satilla Boulevard were liberated. Both of these vehicles have been recovered at a local “recycle” facility, but had been crushed. I presume that the “recycle” facility had titles to both vehicles in their possession?

Wiring ripped and a mobile mansion destroyed in the 2400 block of Ambrose Street as the wiring was ripped out of the walls, and the wobble-box was gutted. Some used farm equipment was liberated as well.

Another house stripped, this one in the 2800 block of Ben Street as all of the wiring was cut/ripped out, and the copper tubing liberated from the heating system.

And as always, more fun, fraud, and frolics by the bears all over town than you can shake an enema bag at. Credit card fraud, debit card fraud, forgeries, bad checks, the fun never stops, so........

And our parting words to our readers:

Felons! Only 2 more liberation style shopping days until Christmas, so kick in those doors, break out the sawed-off shotguns, and SHOP HARD!

Citizens! Always remember that when seconds count, law enforcement is only minutes away. Bullets are cheap. :)

Waycross – Crime in Every Direction