Wednesday, December 2, 2009

How's your Water Bill Waycross GA?

Hehe.... the Waycross City Commission is at it again!

City manager Pete Pyrzenski and the commissioners are having preliminary discussions about the "possibility" of changing the way the City of Waycross charges for use of water and the treatment of wastewater.

A study for the City of Waycross has come to the conclusion that the city must change its rates in order to make the water and sewer system pay for itself.

Here comes the good part:

"City residents who use less water might actually see a reduction in their bills."

Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause! (And if you believe all of this, I've got a bridge 35 miles east of Brunswick GA for sale.)

Here's the change that you can believe in:

"Those residents and businesses that use a lot of water and have large sewer connections will see their bills go up."

Now that, you can believe.

Attention all citizen/subjects that are still in Waycross GA (You know, the ones that haven't fled "yet"). Hang onto your wallet. They're coming to get you.

2 comments:

  1. LMAO!

    "If you loose less water... you pay less..."

    WTF?!?!?

    Makes too much sense.

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  2. Key word being "MIGHT" people! LMAO

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